Thursday, March 22

Fugly

How does a person get from this:

to this:


Janice Dickinson is a truly frightening person. I tried to imagine (watching the video - and do try it, because it is morbidly fascinating to watch a freakshow) what it would be like to be in her company.

It reaffirmed what i've always believed to be true - models and fashionistas are the hand maidens of Satan. (sorry Marita)

thanks gfy

Thursday, March 15

how now...?

i think a liver transplant was FAR too extreme a course of action for our illustrious minister of health-for-the-masses. a fine concoction of beet and milkthistle would've sorted her pesky liver disease right out.



what to do, what to do?
SHOULD'VE GONE FOR THE BEET, BABY
LIVE WITH THE PEOPLE
ya know?
but then again,
a long term liver disease is BY FAR more inconvenient than, say, AIDS.

Friday, March 9

Horatio 'The Sunglasses of Justice' Caine

Some of you might be aware of my problem with Horatio Caine.

More proof for those watchers of CSI. (youtube hates me today so you'll have to go here to watch this.)

much lassiness

My little plums,

Today I came across a delicious beverage I felt inspired to share with you. It is called Bombay Lassi.

Walking aimlessly throught the Waterfront Pick 'n Pay in search of something to quench my thirst and soothe my belly and trailing the aisles for whole minutes, I was just about to surrender to some drinking bifidus yogurt, when, reaching for the little tub, I felt a ray of warmth envelop my hand in that icy fridgeness.

And there the darling was.

Bombay Lassi:



I was somewhat sceptical. I don't much like lime, and green tea is something I swallow down when in health related dire straits. But I took the plunge. And with not 'one synthetic supplements such as compounds or colourants' used, it was damn delicious. I even kept the cup to bring back to show you.

Isn't it pretty?

And it tastes really good too.