Wednesday, April 15

do you porn?

Dorothy Black goes on a little journey into the blue...

One dark and stormy night many years ago, I awoke to find my long-term partner missing from my bed. Wrapping the blankets tightly around me, I quietly crept through the apartment to find what had become of him. The pale light of a computer screen glowed from the dark study.

Ah, I sighed, warm with love, there’s my man toiling into the wee hours of the morning. What a guy. I tiptoed in to surprise him with a touch of late night nookie, to find that the only work he was getting done was on himself in front of Jenna Jameson’s pixilated bottom.

Mr Man was sneaking a little snack of midnight porn while I was sleeping, blissfully unaware of his appetite for blue movies.

How rude, I thought, why wasn't I invited? read more...



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