Let me just say right off the bat that I don't do one night stands. I do very, very short relationships maybe, but not one night stands.
On second thoughts, though, I guess that statement's a little misleading. It's not so much that I don't do them as it is that I'm just not very good at them. So I don't do them any more... Read more...
After falling over a couch to get to where he was sitting (ruined any chance of looking supercool with that move) i plopped myself next to him to get some seriously authoritive insight into one night stands - free beer isn't the only advantage enjoyed by a Someone Muso. They generally have ample opportunity to enjoy sex with many nameless women.
The conversation went something like this (we were stupidly drunk btw...actually, no, i was drunk...)
me: so? you're a muso. you must have LOTS of one night stands.
him: i've had a few... but i don't do that anymore ... i have a girlfriend (note: my brain does not pick up on cue for end of, what is for me, the start of a drunken flirt)
me: reeeeaaally? how many?
him: ummmm, about 20
me: jesus. what's the worst one night stand you ever had?
him: well there was this one time where this girl kept passing out. she fell right in the middle of the road on the way to the car. so. that wasn't cool.
me: so why do you do it?
him: it feels cool. i get girls easily. i might not be very pretty, but it's easy.
me: oh dear. you're a jerk. kiss me.
him: umm. no. like i said i have a girlfriend now.
me: oh bother. jerk.
i have to work on my Picking Guys Up For Meaningless Sex routine...
(ps apart from treating me like a groupie - which i am, like, totally not at all OK - he wasn't really a jerk)