Thursday, August 13

36 words you should never say in bed

HA! the frisky is funny my plums. caught this off buzzfeed today. glorious.
  1. Daddy (as in “Who’s your ...”)
  2. Yikes
  3. Vag
  4. The runs
  5. Pimple
  6. Anus
  7. Pee-pee
  8. Sloppy
  9. Facebook
  10. Oops
  11. Examine
  12. Monday
  13. Taxes
  14. Fart
  15. Rashy
  16. Uh-oh
  17. Chunky
  18. Growth
  19. Just like in jail
  20. Peen
  21. Gassy
  22. Boink
  23. Baby-girl
  24. Wee, as in little
  25. Tushie
  26. Chafe
  27. Adorable
  28. Yack, vomit, Ralph (unless it’s his name), puke
  29. Smegma
  30. Splooge
  31. Removed
  32. Ugly
  33. Ew
  34. Insert ex’s name here
  35. Mommy
  36. Juices
check out the rest of the article here. the comments are pretty cool. i'd have to add 'sorry' to that list. unless he's poked me somewhere untoward without forwarning that is...


maeree said...

hah! in my jong dae het die hoof van die huis baie gou vir my verduidelik wanneer ek verkleinwoordjies mag gebruik en wanneer nie.

"RESPEKTE!" het hy gesê.

dorothy said...

oh THAT is a big one. i don't do baby talk and verkleinwoordjies is right up there with that

beaverboosh said...

37. Chronosynclastic Infundibulum

PienkZuit said...

"Now, go make me a sandwich" doesn't go down well either I'm guessing.

While we're on the topic of sandwiches, this is hilarious:

dorothy said...

actually i was once in the habit of demanding that tea be made ... was that not ok?