for every time you've wish to be a baby again - the adult onesie: the forever lazy. with zips on the side and front for when you need to pee pee or poo poo (we're not QUITE at the wearing nappies stage... manufacturers are waiting to blow that baby out the water for the christmas season)...
watch the video for a laugh. seriously. you can't make this shit up. for at least 1 minute 59 seconds i thought this was a joke. but by the time the ad ended at 2:01, i knew that the places where grown people wear onesies is where dignity goes to die.
and people got their knickers in a knot when wall-e portrayed 'obesity in a negative light' (for shame slate!).
size zeros are as terrifying frankly. but if there's any middle-ground to be reached, onesies won't get us there.
actually though, they might be right up cindy jacobs' alley. if you NEVER want to have sex with your partner again, or would like to watch the slow and embarrassing demise of your pride, sexuality and youth, get a forever lazy.