Wednesday, January 12

those crazy christians

so i'm on a bit of a pluck with religion this week it seems. its an easy target and i'm too lazy in brain and busy with other things to fight it.


twitter sent this clip of cindy jacobs, a prophet of the lord jesus christ and a 'general' of her ministry 'generals international' (the website doesn't seem to be working, but you can find more about her at of course.)

what a funny person:

this is the reason science laughs at believers. 'But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas. Well the Governor of Arkansas’ name is Beebe...'

clear proof that the birds falling had something to do with the man, whose name is beebe, who let the gays do something or another...

'What happens when a nation makes a decision that’s against God’s principles? Well, often what happens is that nature itself will begin to talk to us – for instance, violent storms, flooding...'

are you fucking me?

i have my own set of beliefs and ponderances about the nature of life, the universe and everything, but i'm pretty sure that if there is a god force out there my little human brain wouldn't be able to comprehend it much or be able to speak for it and its human-like principles.

and i think it far too arrogant to imagine that we, humans, know all there is to know to be able to dispute, irrefutably, anything that science cannot see. a couple of hundred years ago science told us the earth was flat, so...

i argue a lot with c, a mate of mine that is fantastically agnostic, bordering on atheisism. where dear cindy is hoodwinked by religion, i fear c is blinkered by science. all i know is that i would rather have a fanatical atheist running the show than a fanatical religionista.

a bit cursory, but still. what about this one...

isreali air strike in gaza

one of my favourite online comics used to be russell's teapot, a now defunct (sadly) site cos the creator has decided to go and leave college and do important things. he hasn't left his site up, oddly. so this is one of the only ones i could find on the interwebs:

ag, you know, killing and stupidity isn't only the reserve of the religionistas. the commies weren't so great either. and i guess really it's all about ideologies.

khmer rouge, cambodia

the rwandan genocide

why can't we all just get along? happy wednesday plums!


dignity said...

so ms jacobs.... flooding in Aus cause they shagging sheep??

dorothy said...

didn't they shag sheep in the bible? besides - if you're shagging a girl sheep at least you're not gay...

Anonymous said...

happy wednesday? after this blog? you need to work on your motivation skills a bit...

dignity said...

oh and btw...why does god punish the innocent birds when he is mad at homosexuals?

dorothy said...

anony > life is about balance
dignity > it is how god punishes fowl behaviour

Carolyn said...

ohhhh. wondered why there was such a freaky windstorm going on outside my window. damn homosexuals.

cindy is a very very silly person indeed.

Sparky said...

we were discussing the mystery bird death at work. why was it only black birds? that shits racist!